I have a f***ed up immune system. Yeah, the snot’s so high up my face, I can’t be bothered with writing a classier opening sentence. I’ve come again for my, what has been for a while, monthly self-pity party. A smashing rant for a starter, whining for the main course, and I can’t be bothered with dessert because, you know what, happy things are lies. Cupcakes are con-artists. Continue reading “Of Allergies”
****ing hell, there’s a new ofopinions.com in town.
I’m not going to hyperlink it, because I don’t want to continue driving any more traffic to it, than I have inadvertently done through my semi-active Instagram and Twitter accounts.
I don’t swear often, but ****ing hell always bursts forth Continue reading “*Beep* Hell”
Holiday! Celebrate! – Madonna, “Holiday”
You know those random things you suddenly remember? For no apparent reason at all? Especially the kind of memory you’ve never remembered since it happened? As if I haven’t given you ample proof of my weirdness as a kid already (and an even weirder adult), I was ashamed of watching Continue reading “Of Celebrations”
Today I share with you, as it says in the title, a recent fake 80s pop song (and there are quite a few out there, the best being PoP!’s “PoP! Goes My Heart”) from the recent film Mindhorn, about a fake 80s TV detective. The film is rightly bonkers, and the above single a little gem in itself. “Thunder in jail” is an actual quote by Muhammad Ali.
Because of the above, I have been, uh, the below: Continue reading “Of Being Under The Weather”
We’ve decided to meet for coffee. She comes in, with her hair flying all over her face, alternating between two expressions: a wide, warm grin, and a downward half-spiral of the lip apologising for the grin. She sits, brushes her hair back, grins again, and out comes an unexpectedly deep voice, Continue reading “Joke Interview: Amrita on Amrita”
Your weekend read is here! Buy Of Opinions – the book – for $1.87 only! You can also read a free sample! Continue reading “Buy ‘Of Opinions – The Book’ For Just $1.87!”
I am so excited for Friday the 25th. NEW ALBUM by Kate Bush, NEW FILM by Shahrukh Khan and NEW SEASON of Gilmore Girls. I haven’t been this excited for anything in a long, long time. They say good things come in threes, Continue reading “Where You Lead, I Will Follow”
Here’s a collection of absolutely hilarious Darcy memes, handpicked by yours truly. Enjoy!